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lorealparisusa:

Things are really looking up. 
Voluminous Miss Manga Mascara

lorealparisusa:

Things are really looking up. 

Voluminous Miss Manga Mascara

humorful:

my dad just said “i cant even”

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lamebert:

caterpillars have more muscles than humans but i’d like to see one try to fight me irl and see what happens

llieo:

holy fuck we have our windows open and we heard a blood curling scream so naturally I went to look out the window because wow is someone getting stabbed?? and it is just my neighbour on his knees staring at a KFC chicken bucket spilt all over his driveway

so I gave my nephew a set of avengers cookie cutters and last night they made some sugar cookies with them

sicilian-macaroon:

rangerkimmy:

most of them came out REALLY GOOD like

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spiderman

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hulk

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and iron man

but then there’s…

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captain amerihurr

I can’t BREATHE

vriskater:

“everyone get into groups.”

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dickspeightjr:

howiemandel:

rainbowwaterfall:

that’s a lot of butter.

there are fucking google eyes staring into your soul from every angle and you comment on the butter

to be fair it is a lot of butter

dickspeightjr:

howiemandel:

rainbowwaterfall:

that’s a lot of butter.

there are fucking google eyes staring into your soul from every angle and you comment on the butter

to be fair it is a lot of butter

thearcflash:

caseyanthonyofficial:

If the US wins the world cup yall have to start calling it soccer

If the US wins the World Cup it means every other team dropped out

raikagay:

remember like 2 years ago when christmas stopped feeling like christmas for some reason

notexactlyhim:

I love this the dog is like awkwardly wagging his tail like he’s happy but doesn’t really know what’s going on I love this so much

notexactlyhim:

I love this the dog is like awkwardly wagging his tail like he’s happy but doesn’t really know what’s going on I love this so much

paradisaic:

when you’re a two-dimensional dog just trying to have fun at a three-dimensional playground

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exileinoblivion:

these pictures are probably something like 20 years apart and i swear he only grew facial hair and got a haircut

exileinoblivion:

these pictures are probably something like 20 years apart and i swear he only grew facial hair and got a haircut